Boston Terrier Thinks It's People and Perambulates Accordingly

When pets pantomime their human overlords, it should make us all nervous. Are they making fun of us? Do they think we look silly even as we’re exploiting their limited intellectual capacity for giggles on the internet? That’s a truly horrifying thought, so try not to think it because doing so will only lead to several paranoid viewings of Planet of the Apes and there’s only so many times anyone can watch Charlton Heston show off his simian pectoral muscles.