A Brief Roast of Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes’ $33 Martini
For 33 bucks, I’m expecting Kelce to personally hand it to me and share an anecdote about his mom’s home renovation or Taylor Swift’s bridesmaids.
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Trump Admin Sues Coca-Cola for Daring to Let Women Network Without Men
Even the president’s favorite soda isn’t safe from his trigger-happy crusade against anything that smells faintly of DEI.
Splinter: Rahm Emanuel’s Run for President Is Proof that Centrist Dems Are Beyond Cooked
Yes, really, Rahm Emanuel is running for president, this is not a joke.
Kristi Noem Wasn’t the Only Noem Playing Dress-Up for the Last 14 Months…
According to the Daily Mail, Noem’s husband, Bryon Noem, has been in the online “bimbification” community for years.
GOP Congressmen Won’t Pass the SAVE Act, so Trump Is Trying to Seize Control of Voting with Executive Orders Instead
The President of the United States isn’t getting the SAVE Act, so he just ordered the Postal Service to not accept American votes.