Splinter: The Other Major Chokepoint Iran Can Use to Squeeze Trump Jacob Weindling | March 27, 2026 This is all so unprecedented and gargantuan in scale, it’s hard to really put into words what this all means for the global economy should this status quo persist, other than bad bad bad bad bad.
‘$26 Million Doesn’t Mean a Thing’: Farmer (Hero?) Who Rejected Data Center Buyout Claire Guinan | March 27, 2026 Giving up millions is one thing, but denying AI big shots the pleasure of thinking they can buy up our towns? Priceless.
Rome’s Most Notorious Marriage Counselor Had a 600-Husband Body Count Danielle Han | March 27, 2026 Giulia Tofana helped Roman women escape unhappy, abusive marriages—by killing their husbands.
First It Was Mini-Livers; Now Science Can Give You a Bonus Pancreas as Well? Jim Vorel | March 27, 2026 These tiny, encapsulated cells could act as a mini pancreas, potentially allowing those with diabetes to not need insulin injections.
You Can Prob Guess Who Just Blocked 2 Women and 2 Black Officials from Their Pentagon Promotions Danielle Han | March 27, 2026 Unfortunately, you can probably also guess who reportedly didn’t want to “stand next” to a Black female officer at military events.