Scooter Braun Tries to Pull an ‘I Don’t Know Her’ on Taylor Swift
When Braun says, “I will never truly understand that situation,” I think the proper response is “try a little bit harder.”
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White House Proves It Can Even Make “aliens.gov” Depressing
Donald Trump may have joked about declassifying UFO records, but the new “aliens.gov” domain is a reminder that he’ll never be fun when he can be cruel instead.
California Chemical Plant That Threatened to Explode Was Making F-35 Parts for America’s Forever Wars
Sometimes, fueling the Iran War causes 50,000 people to get evacuated from their homes because a chemical tank might explode.
Trump’s $55 ‘Patriotic’ Hats Are Missing Two States, Because MAGA Math Is Hard
Next time Trump hugs a flag, he might want to take a second to count the stars.
Trump Admin Removed Treasury Official After She Objected to Printing $250 Bill with Trump’s Face
As if it needs to be said, it is plainly illegal under U.S. law for the Treasury to print a new $250 bill with Trump’s face on it.