Keke Palmer Delightfully Derails Actress Roundtable by Bringing up “2 Girls 1 Cup” Drew Gillis | May 29, 2026 Rachel Sennott then suggests all the comedians watch the clip together.
Scooter Braun Tries to Pull an ‘I Don’t Know Her’ on Taylor Swift Nora Biette-Timmons | May 29, 2026 When Braun says, “I will never truly understand that situation,” I think the proper response is “try a little bit harder.”
White House Proves It Can Even Make “aliens.gov” Depressing William Hughes | May 29, 2026 Donald Trump may have joked about declassifying UFO records, but the new “aliens.gov” domain is a reminder that he’ll never be fun when he can be cruel instead.
California Chemical Plant That Threatened to Explode Was Making F-35 Parts for America’s Forever Wars Jim Vorel | May 28, 2026 Sometimes, fueling the Iran War causes 50,000 people to get evacuated from their homes because a chemical tank might explode.
Trump’s $55 ‘Patriotic’ Hats Are Missing Two States, Because MAGA Math Is Hard Wren Woodson | May 28, 2026 Next time Trump hugs a flag, he might want to take a second to count the stars.