Kristi Noem’s Inability to Spot Actual Criminals is Somehow Worse Than Previously Thought
As it turns out, Noem’s got as much a penchant for making erroneous arrests as she does erroneous pardons.
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A Jenner-Elordi-Chalamet Double Date Has Entered The Canon
…Just as the prophecy foretold.
Of Course Trump Skipped MAGA’s Christian Fest on the National Mall to Golf Instead
As if Trump was going to waste some beautiful golfing weather by standing around with a horde of Christian poors in D.C.
Pete Davidson’s Friends Don’t Understand Why the Mom of His 5-Month-Old Child Might Feel Unsupported
The Sun confirmed rumors last week that Davidson and Elsie Hewitt had broken up.
GOP’s Attempt to Fund Trump’s Dumb Ballroom With Taxpayer Money Gets Smote
A Senate Parliamentarian has shot down GOP Senators’ attempt to sneak an extra $1 billion towards the ballroom via a spending bill for immigration enforcement.