Your Dumbest Friend Explains Tree Sex to You
Happy Arbor Day! As we mainline a heavy dose of touching grass into our veins this weekend, let us also gander at some trees and talk about (tree) sex.
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Trump gives brief, focused speech after White House Correspondents Dinner shooting
Trump even thanked press for their coverage of the incident, a noted flip from the expected course of the evening.
We Were Long Overdue for a Sapphic MAGA Sex Scandal
Madison Sheahan, the former No. 2 at ICE who left in January to run for Congress in Ohio, is alleged to have dated an underling from 2020 to 2022.
Splinter: Nerds Attend Prom With Trump as the Chad Fed Fights Back and Wins
Trump drops sham inquiry into Fed Chair the day before he plans to humiliate the media at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.
The Trump Admin Is Bringing Back Firing Squads like It’s 1890
The federal government just announced it’s reviving the death penalty for federal crimes—with actual firing squads. Welp. I know it’s only been a few weeks since Trump called Pope Leo too “weak on crime”—but surely he’s setting too insane of an example? On Friday, the Justice Department released a report saying it will now allow … The Trump Admin Is Bringing Back Firing Squads like It’s 1890