• splinter Dodge a Mid-Air Collision With the Soaringly Strong Jet Pilot Cocktail By Jim Vorel August 9, 2026 | 9:00am
• entertainment > saturday-night-social Infiltrating the Jennifer Aniston Twitter Bot Squad By Claire Guinan August 8, 2026 | 2:30pm
• splinter The U.S. Somehow Lost Jobs Last Month While the Unemployment Rate Fell By Jacob Weindling August 8, 2026 | 12:50pm
• politics > immigration, splinter More Than 50 Military Spouses or Family Members Have Been Detained or Deported by ICE By Jim Vorel August 7, 2026 | 4:05pm
• politics Kristi Noem & Corey Lewandowski Returned to The Scene of Their Human Rights Crimes... For a Day Out By Danielle Han August 7, 2026 | 3:23pm
• politics > trump-administration Good For Him! Hegseth’s Army Boasts a 20-Year Low for Women Getting Military Promotions By Danielle Han August 7, 2026 | 2:00pm
• politics Tennessee Is Poised to Get Its First Female Governor By Josh Jackson August 7, 2026 | 1:55pm
• politics > immigration Looks Like We’re Ditching the Whole ‘Checks and Balances’ Thing Now, Too! By Danielle Han August 7, 2026 | 11:41am
• food, splinter A $20 Burrito Has the Online Right in Shambles, Warring with Itself By Jim Vorel August 7, 2026 | 11:38am
• celebrities > dirt-bag Pondering All the Things Kaia Gerber Would Possibly Write ‘Not Human’ Fan-Fiction About By Claire Guinan August 7, 2026 | 10:32am
• entertainment > movies Watching Tony with a Bunch of Restaurant Pros By Josh Jackson August 7, 2026 | 10:29am
• celebrities Judge to Gotti Scion: Give Your Mom a Kidney by Monday, or Report to Federal Prison By Jim Vorel August 7, 2026 | 9:04am
• politics > trump-administration Trump Appears to Have Debuted a New Wig and the Internet Is Losing Its Mind By Wren Woodson August 6, 2026 | 4:27pm
• entertainment > movies Melania Is Slowly Morphing Into a Film Bro By Claire Guinan August 6, 2026 | 2:54pm
• politics, splinter Trump Admin Hires Unqualified Law Firm to Deport ... er, “Represent,” Migrant Children By Jim Vorel August 6, 2026 | 2:31pm
• politics > trump-administration Cool! The Admin’s Set Sights on the Bipartisan Success That’s Helped Tens of Millions of Families By Danielle Han August 6, 2026 | 1:49pm
• sports Some Good News! The 2 Iranian Female Footballers That Sought Asylum in Australia Have Been Granted Citizenship By Danielle Han August 6, 2026 | 1:36pm
• politics > trump-administration, splinter Trump Admin Standards Are So Low That Anyone Not Actively Destroying Their Agency Will Do By Jim Vorel August 6, 2026 | 10:47am
• celebrities > dirt-bag Nepo-vestigating Stella Lefty By Claire Guinan August 6, 2026 | 10:18am
• politics, splinter The Biggest Story in the Michigan Primaries Was the Turnout Gap By Josh Jackson August 6, 2026 | 10:09am
• politics Todd Blanche Smacked with 2nd Lawsuit for His Shoddy Release of the Epstein Files By Danielle Han August 6, 2026 | 9:22am