• splinter The DCCC Is Hopeless By Paul Blest April 13, 2018 | 12:45pm
• latest Substitute Teacher Arrested After Allegedly Supervising a 'Fight Club' for High School Students  By Hannah Gold April 13, 2018 | 5:20am
• latest Screen Actors Guild Issues Guidelines Calling for End to Business Meetings in Hotel Rooms By Hannah Gold April 13, 2018 | 2:50am
• splinter Scott Pruitt Reportedly a Trash Monster By Paul Blest April 13, 2018 | 2:21am
• latest Raccoon That to Many Was Also a Tiger Meets Tragic End  By Hannah Gold April 13, 2018 | 1:35am
• splinter Michael Cohen, a Genius, Was Reportedly Known For Recording His Conversations By Paul Blest April 13, 2018 | 1:10am
• celebrities > dirt-bag Heather Locklear Pleads Not Guilty to Battery on a Police Officer and Resisting Arrest  By Hannah Gold April 13, 2018 | 12:10am
• latest Cosby Accuser Lise-Lotte Lublin: I 'Trusted Him Because He Was America's Dad' By Diana Moskovitz April 13, 2018 | 12:00am
• splinter Disney CEO Bob Iger Almost Ran for President But Just Bought Fox Instead, As One Does By Paul Blest April 12, 2018 | 11:59pm
• splinter Surveillance Camera Captures Gay Couple Being Beaten in Miami By Splinter Video April 12, 2018 | 10:30pm
• splinter Flint Residents Scramble for Final Cases of Water After Michigan Shuts Down Its Free Water Program By Splinter Video April 12, 2018 | 10:18pm
• politics > news-politics Ivanka Observes Quinoa   By Stassa Edwards April 12, 2018 | 10:05pm
• politics Look at All This Amazingly Petty Shit in James Comey's Book  By Katie McDonough April 12, 2018 | 10:00pm
• splinter Trump Wanted Comey to Investigate if PEE TAPE REAL By Rafi Schwartz April 12, 2018 | 9:54pm
• politics Looks Like Trump Won't Have an Opportunity to Perjure Himself, After All  By Prachi Gupta April 12, 2018 | 9:27pm
• splinter Feminists Rejoice! Illinois Wants to Ratify the Equal Rights Amendment, 36 Years Too Late By Emma Roller April 12, 2018 | 9:14pm
• entertainment Nicki Minaj Is Back to Remind You She's Not the Bad Guy By Frida Garza April 12, 2018 | 8:50pm
• splinter Former Trump Doorman Insists Trump Boinked the Housekeeper, Made Baby By Clio Chang April 12, 2018 | 8:48pm
• splinter Trump Tax Event Accidentally Highlights How Screwed Most Americans Are By Rafi Schwartz April 12, 2018 | 8:29pm
• latest Buzzkill London Cops Won't Let the People Rave Inside an Abandoned Toys R Us By Kelly Faircloth April 12, 2018 | 8:20pm
• splinter Mike Pompeo Repeatedly Refuses to Say Whether He Still Thinks It's a 'Perversion' to Be Gay By Katherine Krueger April 12, 2018 | 7:56pm