It’s Day 4 of our Olympic thighlight coverage and looking at all of these beautiful bodies has gotten downright exhausting. Still, we must soldier on like the brave heroes that we are. They haven’t made athlete-oggling an Olympic category yet, but, once they do, we undoubtedly will bring our respective countries all the glory they deserve. Shamon, shamon now!
Alexandre Despatie and Reuben Ross, Canada, Men’s Synchronised 3m Springboard Diving
Bernadette Coston, South Africa, Women’s Hockey
Chatuphum Chinnawong, Thailand, Men’s 77kg Weightlifting
Chen Long, China, Men’s Singles Badminton
Timofey Mozgov of Russia, Diana Taurasi of the United States, Basketball
Fernanda Maria Gonzalez Rammirez, Mexico, Women’s 200m Backstroke
Haojie Lu, China, Men’s 77kg Weightlifting
Ibrahima Balde, Senegal, Soccer
James Magnussen, Australia, Men’s 100m Freestyle
Steven Burke of Great Britain, Jinjie Gong of China, Sir Chris Hoy of Great Britain, Track Cycling
John Isner, USA, Men’s Singles Tennis
Jong Sim Rim, DPR Korea, Women’s 69kg Weightlifting
Kaarle Mcculloch, Australia, Women’s Team Sprint Track Cycling
Melissa Seidemann, USA, Water Polo
Marcelo of Brazil (L), Mohamed Diame of Senegal (R), Soccer
Natasha Perdue, Great Britain, Women’s 69kg Weightlifting
Sizwe “Lawrence” Ndlovu, John Smith, Matthew Brittain, and James Thompson, South Africa, Lightweight 4
Peter Hudnut, USA, Men’s Water Polo
Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte, USA, Men’s 200m Individual Medley
Rebecca Adlington, Great Britain, Women’s 800m Freestyle
Roy Burch, Bermuda, 50m Freestyle
Salah Mejri, Tunisia, Basketball
Seba Chevallier, Switzerland, Beach Volleyball
Serena Williams, USA, Women’s Singles Tennis
Tony Yoka of France (L) and Simon Kean of Canada (R), Men’s Super Heavy (+91kg) Boxing
Sylvain Chavanel, France, Men’s Individual Time Trial Road Cycling
Tine Baun, Denmark, Women’s Singles Badminton
Tyler McGill, USA, Men’s 100m Butterfly
Timm Klose, Switzerland, Soccer