De Lesseps is schedule to perform her #CountessandFriends cabaret show Saturday night at the Paramount in Long Island—a hot ticket if ever there was one! (Seriously, someone take me there.) She will also be performing in Atlantic City on August 24. Both performances of a lifetime, I presume.

[E! News]

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Per TMZ, the Los Angeles County’s district attorney’s office is reportedly reviewing the rape allegation made against Nick Carter earlier this year and deciding whether to file charges.

A police report alleging sexual assault was filed against Carter in February. Though authorities have not commented on who filed the complaint, some suspect it was singer Melissa Schuman since she tweeted this at around the time the news first broke:

[TMZ]

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Thursday inspiration….or whatever.

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• What if it’s not actually Gigi Hadid, that would be a little funny! [The Cut]
• OK what is going on with this random-generator-ass news item?? [Pitchfork]
• Gotta admit, not so much looking forward to the conversations this film “sparks.” [Variety]
• Ummmmm. [TMZ]

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This year, you resolved, among other things:

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• Be more high maintenance. This will ideally result in taking care of myself emotionally, spiritually and physically.
• Watch at least 100 films I’ve never seen before.

• Not be afraid to make a fool of myself.
• Become capable of reading a Chinese newspaper.
• Start a band. A Ramones-style punk band.

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• Only go out on dates with dudes I’m actually interested in, instead of just saying yes to be polite.
• Give myself as much credit for my successes as I do my failures.
• Remember that you are not at war with your body, that it wants to be healthy and hale, but you only get out what you put in (literally!)
• Do foolhearty things twice as much – regret them half as often.
• Spend less time in front of screens of any kind.
• “Be the bombshell I know I am.”

• No more cheap vodka.

• Join a roller derby team!
• Get rich. Seriously.

• Go on vacation by myself.
• Learn how to make puff pastry

• Hookah more.
• Give blood.
• Run naked, when weather permits.
• More “me” time! And anal sex. That’s a big one.

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