Do you need some legal advice, are 100 years old, and wish that women would fucking shut their stupid hag mouths for once? WELL, GREAT NEWS. The law firm of The Edelsteins, Faegenburg & Brown LLP might be right up your alley.
The firm sent out a holiday card this year with a “hilarious” comic on the front. The caption reads, “New seatbelt design: 45% less car accidents!!” (FEWER. IT’S FEWER.) In the accompanying drawing, a man sits in the driver’s seat of a car with a regular seatbelt on, while his wife sits in the passenger seat with a thicker seatbelt restraining her torso and a large black strap covering her nose and mouth. Her eyes bug out in panic and confusion, presumably due to the fact that the “new seatbelt design” restricts her airflow and she’s slowly asphyxiating on the way to T.G.I. Friday’s.