Before the World Ends, At Least We Got to See the Dark Side of the Moon Again
To think: our class of the human race will be the only ones to see both the dark side of the moon and the downfall of the Mormon Wives in the same lifetime.
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Trump Loves Alcatraz, Because Trump Loves Infamy
Trump isn’t fascinated by Alcatraz because it would make an effective prison. Our child of a President just can’t resist a famous name.
Well, Here We All Are, Carrying on Like Our President Didn’t Just Fantasize About Committing Genocide
“A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again,” Trump wrote on Truth Social. Uhhhh???
Karoline Leavitt’s Press Outfits If They Were Temu Couches
Nothing screams, “we’re going to bomb Iran,” like a fast fashion floral blazer.
It Might Be Congressional Expulsion Season, on Both Sides of the Aisle
Members of Congress are calling for the expulsion of both serial adulterer Tony Gonzales and fraud-indicted Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick.