Karoline Leavitt’s Press Outfits If They Were Temu Couches

Nothing screams, “we’re going to bomb Iran,” like a fast fashion floral blazer.

By Claire Guinan  |  April 7, 2026 | 2:02pm
Politics
Karoline Leavitt’s Press Outfits If They Were Temu Couches

Last year, as White House Propaganda Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt scrambled to spin Trump’s failing tariffs, she told struggling citizens to just “buy American-made.” Simple! But while she was lecturing us to buy American goods, a number of the outfits she wore to berate the press could be found on Amazon, as Pretty Informed Girls pointed out. Since then, Leavitt has seemingly upped her style by showing off designer purchases like a $5,000 Louis Vuitton purse. Better, but still not American-made.

Her press conference fits swing between knockoff Chanel suits (sometimes even real Chanel, still imported) and blazers that look like they were made out of your grandmother’s couch. But let’s be real— you could find most of it on Temu, aka discount Amazon. Or at least, you could find most of the patterns on Temu. The Chinese-owned online store is known for selling goods directly from manufacturers at extremely low prices, anything from clothing and power drills to knockoff bags, bulk orders of Campbell’s Chunky Soup, and a large collection of suspiciously inexpensive couches. Oh yeah, and they collect your data! But who doesn’t?

To celebrate Leavitt’s love for imported fast fashion and her consistent delivery of some truly atrocious looks as she defends war crimes, let’s compare some of her recent, disastrous outfits to the bottomless guady pit of Temu furniture—because nothing screams, “we’re going to bomb Iran” like a fast fashion floral blazer.

Tan Blazer With Gilded Buttons / Basic Ass Tan Couch

White Blouse With Black Details and Gilded Buttons / Whatever the Hell This Is

Leopard Print Puffer / Leopard Print Couch With Fake Blonde Extensions 

Nuclear Fallout Trenchcoat/ Black Sofa Chair With Floral Pattern

Hot Pink Matching Set / Hot Pink Bench, WOKE Footrest Sold Separately 

Pistachio Green Blazer and Blouse / Sofa Chair With Ottoman (Cheaper Than Actual Pistachios!)

Bright Blue Blouse / Regressing-to-the-Mid-Century Modern Couch

Pink Jacket With Extremely Long, Protective Black Turtleneck / Half Black- Half Pink Sofa

World’s Fugliest Blazer / Pink Floral Couch Cover (Act Now and Save $2.60!)

And don’t be fooled by the low prices—everything pictured above is very, very cheap.
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