Trump Loves Alcatraz, Because Trump Loves Infamy Jim Vorel | April 7, 2026 Trump isn’t fascinated by Alcatraz because it would make an effective prison. Our child of a President just can’t resist a famous name.
Well, Here We All Are, Carrying on Like Our President Didn’t Just Fantasize About Committing Genocide Danielle Han | April 7, 2026 “A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again,” Trump wrote on Truth Social. Uhhhh???
Karoline Leavitt’s Press Outfits If They Were Temu Couches Claire Guinan | April 7, 2026 Nothing screams, “we’re going to bomb Iran,” like a fast fashion floral blazer.
It Might Be Congressional Expulsion Season, on Both Sides of the Aisle Jim Vorel | April 7, 2026 Members of Congress are calling for the expulsion of both serial adulterer Tony Gonzales and fraud-indicted Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick.
People Aren’t Happy With Chloe Fineman’s Camp Counselor Story Alise Morales | April 7, 2026 Ashley Padilla spoke for all of us when she told Fineman, “Oh, honey, I think you’re on a list somewhere.”