Sexual Violence Has Become the ‘Defining Feature’ of the World’s Worst Humanitarian Crisis Danielle Han | April 2, 2026 “Apart from the rapes, they beat us with sticks and pointed guns at my head,” one woman in Sudan told Doctors Without Borders about the violence against women amid the country’s ongoing civil war.
Jen Shah: Ghislaine Maxwell Has ‘No Remorse,’ Elizabeth Holmes Had ‘Poop Duty’ Claire Guinan | April 1, 2026 Shah, however, told People she is “remorseful and sorry for my actions and for my part” and also that “Lizzie and I are good friends.” Chills.
Watch as 4 People Get to Launch the Hell Off This Planet Lauren Tousignant | April 1, 2026 Humanity reaches for the moon again—unfortunately, not all of us are invited.
ICE Warehouse Concentration Camps Put on Hold as DHS Corruption Spills Into Full View Jim Vorel | April 1, 2026 Federal investigators are starting to wonder why DHS has been paying tens of millions more for ICE warehouses than the buildings are worth.
A Brief Roast of Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes’ $33 Martini Claire Guinan | April 1, 2026 For 33 bucks, I’m expecting Kelce to personally hand it to me and share an anecdote about his mom’s home renovation or Taylor Swift’s bridesmaids.