Sorry, What Did You Say RFK Jr. Did to a Dead Raccoon’s Penis? Danielle Han | March 24, 2026 The only thing the guy in charge of our country’s health and well-being loves more than spreading measles is mutilating dead animals.
We the Jury Find Maggie Gyllenhaal Not Guilty of Killing Her Husband’s Bee Colony Claire Guinan | March 24, 2026 And I will not rest until my client is freed from the clutches of the SmartLess podcast.
There Were Some Notable No-Shows at Miley Cyrus’s ‘Hannah Montana’ Premiere Alise Morales | March 24, 2026 Another notable moment from the evening is when she joked that Alex Cooper is a “creepy superfan.”
ICE Agents Spotted Making the Line at the Airport Burger King Even Longer Claire Guinan | March 23, 2026 Just kidding. Kind of. But are they definitely just standing around doing nothing.
After Putting Dearica Hamby Through the Wringer, the WNBA’s New CBA Includes a Pregnancy Clause Danielle Han | March 23, 2026 Teams must obtain player consent before trading a pregnant player,” the new tentative agreement states—nearly three years after Hamby alleged she was traded because of her pregnancy.