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Sorry, What Did You Say RFK Jr. Did to a Dead Raccoon’s Penis? 

The only thing the guy in charge of our country’s health and well-being loves more than spreading measles is mutilating dead animals.

We the Jury Find Maggie Gyllenhaal Not Guilty of Killing Her Husband’s Bee Colony

And I will not rest until my client is freed from the clutches of the SmartLess podcast.

There Were Some Notable No-Shows at Miley Cyrus’s ‘Hannah Montana’ Premiere

Another notable moment from the evening is when she joked that Alex Cooper is a “creepy superfan.”

ICE Agents Spotted Making the Line at the Airport Burger King Even Longer

Just kidding. Kind of. But are they definitely just standing around doing nothing. 

After Putting Dearica Hamby Through the Wringer, the WNBA’s New CBA Includes a Pregnancy Clause

Teams must obtain player consent before trading a pregnant player,” the new tentative agreement states—nearly three years after Hamby alleged she was traded because of her pregnancy.