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Watch as Trump Manages to Lie Four Times in a Span of Only 45 Words

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Trump continues to be mad that he can’t pardon a state conviction, so he’s punishing everyone in Colorado over felon Tina Peters.

Obviously the Largest, Most Successful Pirate Fleet in History Was Led by a Woman

Zheng Yi Sao led 1,800 ships and anywhere between 40,000-60,000 pirates before peacefully retiring on her own terms.

Non-Earth News: Fossil Stars, an Asteroid Dripping With DNA, and 2 Dueling Planets 

Because contemplating the vast, never-ending universe now feels infinitely more manageable than reading another update about Pete “I’m a Warfighter” Hegseth.

#MomTok Might Not Survive Taylor Frankie Paul’s Season of ‘The Bachelorette’ Getting Canceled 

ABC pulled the plug on Paul’s season of The Bachelorette after a damning video was leaked to TMZ showing the incident that led to her 2023 arrest.

ICYMI: This Week MAGA had a ‘Micropenis War’

Is Megyn Kelly “emotionally unhinged”? Absolutely. But on the other hand, does Mark Levin have a micropenis? Quite possibly…