ICYMI: This Week MAGA had a ‘Micropenis War’
Is Megyn Kelly "emotionally unhinged"? Absolutely. But on the other hand, does Mark Levin have a micropenis? Quite possibly...
Politics
I tend to avoid venturing into the shadowy depths of the MAGA realm, but anyone—even the most unhinged of the conservative media landscape—who engages in a “Micropenis War” has my undivided attention. Megyn Kelly, the former face-turned-heel of Fox News, has been in a heated feud with former colleague and current Fox News pundit Mark Levin, which recently escalated over Kelly’s heavy criticism of Trump’s actions in Iran. But it only got GOOD when Kelly started repeatedly tweeting that Levin has a micropenis. This might be Kelly’s only and best theory yet.
The “Micropenis War” was initially provoked by Levin, who on Sunday, tweeted, “Poor Megyn Kelly. An emotionally unhinged, lewd, and petulant wreck. She’s completely revealed and destroyed herself. She’s everything people say she is, but much worse. Never an intelligent, thoughtful, or substantive comment. Utterly toxic.”
Kelly responded by taking a page out of Trump’s handbook and stuck Levin with a…little nickname. “Micropenis Mark @marklevinshow thinks he has the monopoly on lewd. He tweets about me obsessively in the crudest, nastiest terms possible. Literally more than some stalkers I’ve had arrested. He doesn’t like it when women like me fight back. Bc of his micropenis.”
Micropenis Mark @marklevinshow thinks he has the monopoly on lewd. He tweets about me obsessively in the crudest, nastiest terms possible. Literally more than some stalkers I’ve had arrested. He doesn’t like it when women like me fight back. Bc of his micropenis. https://t.co/7cl3Efc3N7
— Megyn Kelly (@megynkelly) March 15, 2026
Wow, compelling arguments from both sides. Is Megyn Kelly “emotionally unhinged”? Absolutely. But on the other hand, does Mark Levin have a micropenis? Quite possibly. I’ll need to hear more.
Word got to Trump, who then defended Levin in a Truth Social post,” Mark Levin, a truly Great American Patriot, is somewhat under siege by other people with far less Intellect, Capability, and Love for our Country.” The post trails on, as they oft do, but Trump doesn’t stoop as low as to mention Kelly by name, just adding, “Those who speak ill of Mark will quickly fall by the wayside, as do the people whose ideas, policies, and footings are not sound. THEY ARE NOT MAGA, I AM.”
OK, cult leader. We get it, and thank you for your attention to this matter, but I would like to remind you that you started an actual war. Maybe focus on that?
Kelly was back in no time with a response, “Micro penis Mark is such a SMALL MAN he had to go beg the president for a pat on the head (in the middle of a war!) to make himself feel better about … well, you know. This, after one mean tweet about him – following his 111 (!) nasty, non-stop, personal, misogynistic attacks on me. (Fox has an OBSESSED HARASSER on its hands.) Just like all feckless, weakling bullies Micro can dish it out but he can’t take it. After just one post putting the so-called ‘great one’ in his place, he ran crying to Daddy.”
Micro penis @marklevinshow is such a SMALL MAN he had to go beg the president for a pat on the head (in the middle of a war!) to make himself feel better about … well, you know.
This, after one mean tweet about him – following his 111 (!) nasty, non-stop, personal,…— Megyn Kelly (@megynkelly) March 16, 2026
Marjorie Taylor Greene, who left the MAGA cult after the shady handling of the Epstein files, then supported Kelly’s new nickname for Mark, “I wholeheartedly support Megyn Kelly telling the world that Mark Levin has a micropenis. It’s the most deserved insult and I don’t care if it’s vulgar. And Trump’s gigantic defense of Levin only enraged the base more. People are DONE. MAGA destroyed by micropenis Mark Levin.”
Again, we are very much at war, so why are our politicians weighing in on this Twitter beef between two bygone TV anchors? Just leave it to me, guys. I will take one for the team and add a little more fuel for this micropenis fire.
So, as a public service, here are 7 Fun Facts That I’ve Gathered About Mark Levin’s Micropenis:
- It loves tweeting about Megyn Kelly.
- It runs straight to daddy.
- It’s attached to a bootlicking 70-year-old man.
- It briefly died… and came back to life on June 15, 1986.
- It’s smaller than Trump’s frontal lobe
- It can dish it, but it can’t take it.
- It’s green?!?!?!
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