A Teenager Died in ICE Detention. His Family Doesn’t Believe the Government’s Story. Jim Vorel | April 29, 2026 Royer Perez Jimenez was a 19-year-old Mexico native who entered ICE custody in late February. A few weeks later he was dead.
You Might Not Be the Worst-Looking Person in Your Passport Anymore! Danielle Han | April 29, 2026 Starting summer, the State Department will be offering a limited-edition U.S. passport design that’ll feature Donald Trump’s mugshot as soon as you open the inside flap.
The DOJ Just Indicted James Comey for Instagramming a Picture of Seashells Danielle Han | April 29, 2026 If what James Comey did is illegal and worthy of prosecution, then absolutely no criticism of Trump is now legal.
Trump Thinks ICE Needs a Rebrand. We Have Some Ideas! Claire Guinan | April 28, 2026 Trump endorsed the idea of renaming ICE agents to NICE agents. But as long as we’re on the topic of rebranding, we have some more accurate names.
U.S. Gas Prices Reach New High Since Start of Iran War, with No End in Sight Jim Vorel | April 28, 2026 Several botched rounds of peace talks between the U.S. and Iran have pushed gas prices ever higher, even while the “ceasefire” holds.