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- New Hampshire Loves Bernie Sanders, and That's Really Messing Things Up for Hillary Clinton By Anna MerlanDecember 10, 2015 | 2:25pm
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- The Media Is Locked in a Disgusting Human Centipede with Donald TrumpBy Anna MerlanDecember 9, 2015 | 5:45pm
- Russell Simmons Urges His Friend Donald Trump to Stop Destroying Peoples' Lives. Hm.By Clover HopeDecember 9, 2015 | 3:15pm
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- Rick Santorum, Still Running for President, Is Bummed More Women Are Attending College By Anna MerlanDecember 8, 2015 | 8:10pm
- Even Dick Goddamn Cheney Thinks Donald Trump Is Being Ridiculous By Kara BrownDecember 8, 2015 | 6:52pm
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- Donald Trump Gets Yelled at on Live TV While Trying to Defend His Plan to Ban Muslims By Anna MerlanDecember 8, 2015 | 2:15pm
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- Bernie Sanders Introduces Characteristically Bold Climate Plan to Overlap With Paris TalksBy Ellie ShechetDecember 7, 2015 | 6:45pm
- Wow, Tell Us More, ErickBy Anna MerlanDecember 7, 2015 | 2:30pm
- Hillary Clinton Condemns Liberty University President's Call to 'End Those Muslims'By Stassa EdwardsDecember 6, 2015 | 5:30pm
- Watch Jeb Bush's Soul Leave His Body After He Promises to 'Whup' Hillary ClintonBy Jia TolentinoDecember 5, 2015 | 6:45pm
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- Fuckin' Craig Mazin: An Appreciation of Ted Cruz's College Roommate By Anna MerlanDecember 4, 2015 | 9:30pm
- Wistful South Carolina Lawmaker Puts Confederate Flag on His Christmas Card By Anna MerlanDecember 4, 2015 | 9:25pm
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- Is Lamar Smith, TX State Rep and Climate Change Denier, the Worst Man in the World? By Ellie ShechetDecember 4, 2015 | 6:20pm
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