• entertainment Looks Like I May Have Saved Brooklyn Nine-Nine? By Clover Hope May 11, 2018 | 1:50pm
• celebrities > dirt-bag Bella Hadid and the Weeknd Are Kissing Again, This Time at Cannes By Megan Reynolds May 11, 2018 | 1:45pm
• splinter North Carolina's Ex-Governor Pops Up to Remind Us How Awful He Is By Paul Blest May 11, 2018 | 12:54pm
• splinter John Kelly Goes on a Wildly Racist Rant About Immigration By Jorge Rivas May 11, 2018 | 12:23pm
• latest Woman Who Allegedly Sent Man 65,000 Texts Has Been Arrested on Stalking Charges  By Hannah Gold May 11, 2018 | 4:55am
• splinter Advisor For Trump-Linked Nonprofit Thinks the Nazis Were Great By Paul Blest May 11, 2018 | 3:05am
• latest Pulitzer Prize Board Launches Independent Review of Sexual Misconduct Allegations Against Junot Díaz By Hannah Gold May 11, 2018 | 2:30am
• latest Research Suggests Climate Change Contributes to 'Allergy Explosion' By Hannah Gold May 11, 2018 | 1:30am
• splinter Trump Reportedly a Shitty Person to Work For By Paul Blest May 11, 2018 | 1:28am
• celebrities > dirt-bag Ariana Grande Is Single Again By Hannah Gold May 11, 2018 | 12:00am
• splinter White House Assistant on McCain, Reportedly: 'It Doesn't Matter, He's Dying Anyway' By Paul Blest May 10, 2018 | 11:15pm
• splinter Texas Teens Are Taking Aim at the Gun Lobby By Splinter Video May 10, 2018 | 10:10pm
• politics > news-politics Dick Cheney, Unsurprisingly, Still Really Into Torture By Stassa Edwards May 10, 2018 | 10:03pm
• splinter Hotel Clerk Fired After Being Filmed Calling a Black Customer a 'Monkey' By Splinter Video May 10, 2018 | 10:00pm
• entertainment Brooklyn Nine-Nine Is Canceled and It's Your Fault Because It's a Good Show You Never Watched By Clover Hope May 10, 2018 | 9:25pm
• splinter North Carolina Dental Center is Very Sorry For Its Very Racist Ad By Rafi Schwartz May 10, 2018 | 9:03pm
• latest Georgia Police Are Using DNA to Identify the Mother of a Human Fetus By Hazel Cills May 10, 2018 | 9:00pm
• splinter Paul Ryan Is Apparently Awarding Jelly Beans to the Good Boy Who Sells the GOP Tax Plan Best By Emma Roller May 10, 2018 | 8:51pm
• politics FEC Approves Candidate's Childcare Request, Clearing Path for More Mothers to Run for Worst Job on Earth  By Ashley Reese May 10, 2018 | 7:42pm
• splinter Andrew Cuomo Wants You to Know That Some of His Best Friends Are Jews By Clio Chang May 10, 2018 | 7:35pm
• latest This Is Not a Dog By Megan Reynolds May 10, 2018 | 7:30pm