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• splinter Banksy's dystopian theme park will now help house refugees in Calais By Nidhi Prakash September 29, 2015 | 2:51pm
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• splinter The DNC doesn't want Kanye West giving President Obama any political advice: Report By Charles Pulliam-Moore September 29, 2015 | 2:10pm
• splinter This reimagining of the intro to The Simpsons is a beautiful nightmare By Fusion Staff September 29, 2015 | 2:09pm
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• splinter Putin and Obama shake hands like kids forced to hug after fighting By Fusion Staff September 29, 2015 | 1:41pm
• celebrities > dirt-bag Demi Lovato Wasn’t Impressed By Zendaya’s Barbie, But Would Love to Model For One Herself By Bobby Finger September 29, 2015 | 1:40pm
• in-depth Texas Pastor Pleads Guilty to Yelling Anti-Gay Nonsense at Supreme Court  By Anna Merlan September 29, 2015 | 1:30pm
• splinter Early predictions about Rihanna's career that turned out to be true By Fusion Staff September 29, 2015 | 1:10pm
• splinter This CEO wants you to invest in a horse with him By Fusion Staff September 29, 2015 | 11:00am
• splinter I've wanted 1990s-era Ethan Hawke like this for all these years By Fusion Staff September 29, 2015 | 11:00am