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Articles by Emily Alford
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entertainment Home Box Office Finally Lives Up to the Name
By Emily Alford December 3, 2020 | 7:25pm
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politics Judge Declares We Don't Need to Dig Up Warren G. Harding's Dusty Old Boner to Prove He Had a Secret Family
By Emily Alford December 2, 2020 | 6:06pm
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politics > news-politics William Barr on Election Fraud: 'I Don't Know Her'
By Emily Alford December 1, 2020 | 10:53pm
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politics > news-politics William Barr on Election Fraud: 'I Don't Know Her'
By Emily Alford December 1, 2020 | 10:53pm
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entertainment > music-entertainment White Women With Humanities Degrees, Brace for Impact: Phoebes Waller-Bridge and Bridgers Have Collided
By Emily Alford December 1, 2020 | 7:30pm
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entertainment > music-entertainment White Women With Humanities Degrees, Brace for Impact: Phoebes Waller-Bridge and Bridgers Have Collided
By Emily Alford December 1, 2020 | 7:30pm
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latest Nobody Wants to Be a Knight Anymore
By Emily Alford December 1, 2020 | 7:10pm
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latest Nobody Wants to Be a Knight Anymore
By Emily Alford December 1, 2020 | 7:10pm
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latest Thanks to Covid-19 Men Are Finally Learning the Joys of a Robust Group Chat
By Emily Alford November 30, 2020 | 8:20pm
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latest Stop Stealing Cursed Rocks From Italy Before You Kill Us All
By Emily Alford November 25, 2020 | 7:00pm
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politics > news-politics The Endless Wait for Pandemic Relief Is Starving Mothers and Children
By Emily Alford November 24, 2020 | 10:34pm
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latest Women Scientists Are Calling Bullshit On a Study Claiming That Women Make Bad STEM Mentors
By Emily Alford November 24, 2020 | 5:13pm
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latest Florida Sherriff's Department Uses Schoolchildren's Abuse History to Predict Which Kids They Might Want to Harass
By Emily Alford November 19, 2020 | 7:45pm
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latest I Have Had It With These Motherfucking Dates on This Motherfucking Plane
By Emily Alford November 18, 2020 | 7:01pm
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politics > news-politics For the Bargain Price of 20k Per Day, Rudy Giuliani Will Bungle All of Trump's Election Lawsuits
By Emily Alford November 17, 2020 | 10:38pm
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latest At Least Cazzie David and Her Publicist Have Been Busy
By Emily Alford November 17, 2020 | 9:40pm
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latest Women Will Likely Feel the Effects of the Pandemic for Generations to Come
By Emily Alford November 17, 2020 | 7:30pm
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entertainment > tv-entertainment The Time Has Come to Let Lizzy Bennet Fuck
By Emily Alford November 13, 2020 | 8:00pm
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latest For the First Time in Industry History, Elite Model Management Will Offer Health Insurance to Models
By Emily Alford November 12, 2020 | 9:38pm
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latest The Gun Couple is Suing the Photographer Who Took the Infamous Image They Now Use as a Greeting Card
By Emily Alford November 11, 2020 | 9:00pm
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latest Free Britney
By Emily Alford November 11, 2020 | 7:07pm