• splinter Trump Denies Knowing His New Acting AG, A Fellow Ranting TV Lunatic By Rafi Schwartz November 9, 2018 | 3:18pm
• celebrities > dirt-bag Lindsay Lohan Seeking Prestigious, Well-Paying Endorsement Deals (On Facebook) By Jasmine Sanders November 9, 2018 | 3:17pm
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• latest Thousand Oaks Shooter Allegedly Assaulted His High School Track Coach  By Maria Sherman November 9, 2018 | 2:30pm
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• splinter Jeff Sessions Does One Last Despicable Thing on His Way Out the Door By Paul Blest November 9, 2018 | 2:02pm
• splinter Entire Town 'Pretty Much' Destroyed In Northern California Wildfire By Sophie Weiner November 9, 2018 | 1:31pm
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• latest Judge Denies Katy Perry's Request to Keep Deposition in Dr. Luke Case Sealed  By Hannah Gold November 9, 2018 | 3:00am
• splinter Gov. Rick Scott Sues Florida Counties, Accuses 'Unethical Liberals' of Trying to 'Steal' Senate Seat  By Sophie Weiner November 9, 2018 | 2:20am
• splinter Midterm Turnout Was Highest in 50 Years, Estimates Show By Sophie Weiner November 9, 2018 | 1:15am
• celebrities > dirt-bag Hilary Duff Is Delighted by Her Placenta Smoothie  By Hannah Gold November 9, 2018 | 1:00am
• splinter Christine Blasey Ford is Still Getting Death Threats, Lawyers Say By Sophie Weiner November 9, 2018 | 12:50am
• politics > news-politics Florida Is Very Stressful to Me, Currently  By Prachi Gupta November 8, 2018 | 11:00pm
• splinter Trump's Latest Nightmarish Anti-Immigrant Policy Is Here By Rafi Schwartz November 8, 2018 | 10:43pm
• latest Just Fuck Already By Frida Garza November 8, 2018 | 10:29pm
• splinter Let's Pump the Brakes on This Tucker Carlson Thing By Paul Blest November 8, 2018 | 10:19pm
• politics Is This Melania Trump's Giant Diary? By Ashley Reese November 8, 2018 | 9:55pm
• celebrities Meg Ryan Is Engaged to a Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Dad By Maria Sherman November 8, 2018 | 9:36pm
• splinter Fucking Florida (Again) By Rafi Schwartz November 8, 2018 | 9:29pm