Baker on Craigslist Will Only Hire Men Because They Can Lift, Bro
Ladies, I hope you haven’t been harboring any dreams of working in a bakery in the near future, because it turns out you’re just too puny and girly to handle the demands of the job.
A California bakery in Hayward/Castro Valley is advertising on Craigslist for an open position, with one teeny tiny catch. They only want men to apply, because the job involves—wait for it—heavy lifting. Oh Jesus Christ.
I am looking for an individual to help out in our small bakery in Hayward! We need an extra baker and we are looking for a man who is local and doesn’t mind working at a start-up. The reason we need a man is there will be lifting involved and we need to feel comfortable the lifting won’t be an issue. You need to be able to lift 50lbs very comfortably.
By the way, that’s a violation of PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING. But don’t worry! They have a list of “requirements” for the job, to help us understand why lady folk need not bother to apply:
- Ability to work quickly and efficiently
Well, we can’t do this one because as you know, ladies are always painfully slow, since we constantly have to fidget with our Diva cups and fancy hairstyles and whatnot!