Blow Jobs Can Cause Cancer

In order to protect against the disease, doctors have advised that both girls and boys be vaccinated against HPV, but of course, we all know that if we start vaccinating our children, then they’ll find out about blow jobs, and, by extension, sex, and of course then they’d have no choice but to start immediately pleasuring each other during recess, and there will be all sorts of anarchy and the four horsemen of the apocalypse will gallop down from heaven and light everything on fire.

Oral Sex is ‘Bigger Cause Of Throat Cancer Than Tobacco’ [Mail Online]