Cannes’ Showstopping Red Carpet Comes to a Close

The looks in South France over the past two weeks have absolutely buried the Met Gala. Have we got a gallery for you!

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The 76th Cannes Film Festival has already given us so much, including hundreds of red carpet outfits—featuring feathered cloaks, dramatic trains, playful menswear, and some truly confounding design choices—and Cate Blanchett saying “VAJAYJAY.” But brace yourselves, because there’s been a full second week of fancy film-related shenanigans.

The Idol premiered at the festival on Monday, bringing out cast members Abel Tesfaye (The Weeknd), Lily-Rose Depp, and a host of their rich, famous friends wearing gowns that put the Met Gala to shame. The star-studded cast of Wes Anderson’s new film Asteroid City showed up to the premiere Tuesday evening, luring Scarlett Johansson, Adrien Brody, Maya Hawke, and Tom Hanks to the red carpet along with all the glamorous people who came to celebrate them. Jane Fonda came out and said Robert Redford has a problem with women. And a Spice Girl showed up to Saturday’s closing ceremony red carpet in what looks like a wedding dress.

Which Spice? You’ll have to see for yourself. Here are all the best and (and a few worst) looks from week two:

Fan Bingbing

Fan Bingbing
Photo: Daniele Venturelli (Getty Images)

I worship every single thing this woman has worn this week, and what a stunning a finale. Brava!!!

Ikram Abdi

Ikram Abdi
Photo: Kristy Sparow (Getty Images)

Abdi is always a walking work of art.

Jane Fonda

Jane Fonda
Photo: Getty (Getty Images)

Exactly how I’d be waving on a red carpet if I’d just spilled the tea on a bunch of famous dudes. Love the pants.

Geri Halliwell aka Ginger Spice

Geri Halliwell aka Ginger Spice
Photo: Daniele Venturelli (Getty Images)

Ginger!!! This is not your wedding!!!

Thuso Mbedu

Thuso Mbedu
Image: Daniele Venturelli (Getty Images)

Gorgeous beading. Cool ombre effect on the flowers. A very pretty and romantic look all around from The Woman King actor!

Orlando Bloom

Orlando Bloom
Image: Daniele Venturelli (Getty Images)

Lookin super classic and fly at the closing ceremony, though I’m a bit confused by his facial hair situation. Where’s Katy??

Isabeli Fontana

Isabeli Fontana
Photo: Daniele Venturelli (Getty Images)

The Brazilian model looks like a hot, very lethal superhero.

Daniela Cosío

Daniela Cosío
Image: Getty (Getty Images)

Now this is a party dress if I have ever seen one. I need more swinging beaded fringe in my life.

Stacy Martin

Stacy Martin
Photo: Daniele Venturelli (Getty Images)

This would be a lovely dress on the French actor if it weren’t for the weird waist koozie. What is that? A lampshade?

Abigail Cowen

Abigail Cowen
Photo: Daniele Venturelli (Getty Images)

Simple, chic, cool as hell.

Eva Longoria

Eva Longoria
Photo: Daniele Venturelli (Getty Images)

Spicy hot chili pepper!!!

Eva Longoria on Friday

Eva Longoria on Friday
Photo: Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis (Getty Images)

This is a stunningly intricate dress, but that tendril of hair down her back is driving me bonkers.

Roz

Roz
Photo: Gisela Schober (Getty Images)

This is very fun. I love that her flowing toga-esque dress isn’t just white, it’s sparkly white.

Isabella Rossellini

Isabella Rossellini
Photo: Daniele Venturelli (Getty Images)

Rossellini is the GOAT. Sure, this outfit looks like it’s stuff she already had in her (expansive) closet, but that doesn’t make me love the vibe any less.

Carlotta Rubaltelli

Carlotta Rubaltelli
Photo: Daniele Venturelli (Getty Images)

I absolutely, hands down love this. The voluminous cape; the iridescent column dress; the “oh who me?” pose... Excellent work.

Raíssa Santana

Raíssa Santana
Photo: Gisela Schober (Getty Images)

Sure, this is figure-skating-costume adjacent, but that doesn’t mean I don’t want to put it on and twirl that beautiful fringe around.

Lea Mornar

Lea Mornar
Photo: Andreas Rentz (Getty Images)

I loooove that Lea’s sleeves evoke her sunglasses and vice versa. Also, very very cute clutch.

Halima Aden

Halima Aden
Photo: Gisela Schober (Getty Images)

Sheer black tulle over purple sequins?? Chic!!

Cinta Laura Kiehl

Cinta Laura Kiehl
Photo: Vittorio Zunino Celotto (Getty Images)

By this point in Cannes, we’ve seen so many long, drape-y cloaks. They’ve all been lovely, but this one—with its beading and sparkle—is especially beautiful.

Anushka Sharma

Anushka Sharma
Photo: Gisela Schober (Getty Images)

The textures on this are absolutely stunning, and I love the running theme of “roses of different sizes.”

Mademoiselle Yulia

Mademoiselle Yulia
Photo: VCG (Getty Images)

I aspire to have even 1/100th of this coolness.

Jeremy O. Harris

Jeremy O. Harris
Photo: Pierre Suu/FilmMagic (Getty Images)

Perfect retro yet summery menswear look. Extra points for the sick shades.

Brie Larson

Brie Larson
Photo: Pierre Suu/FilmMagic (Getty Images)

The tiny little “Chanel” branding on the crop top and skirt is verrrry reminiscent of the 2000s, as is the choker, but that’s not a bad thing. Brie’s attitude and her saucy smile are rocking this.

A guest

A guest
Photo: Marc Piasecki (Getty Images)

I wish Getty had been able to identify this woman, because she’s wearing one of the most unique dresses I’ve seen on the red carpet at Cannes this year. What fantastic, gorgeous fabric.

Andie MacDowell

Andie MacDowell
Photo: Mike Coppola (Getty Images)

Rocking her natural gray and posing like this? Andie remains unbeatable. I wish someone had put her in a better fitting, more fun dress though.

Diipa Büller-Khosla

Diipa Büller-Khosla
Photo: Mike Coppola (Getty Images)

Diipa is a fashion and beauty influencer, which makes sense because this is both fashionable and beautiful.

Liya Kebede

Liya Kebede
Photo: Mike Coppola (Getty Images)

I have questions about the supermodel’s sleeves, but otherwise I love this slouchy look.

Milla Lapidus and Koukla Lapidus

Milla Lapidus and Koukla Lapidus
Photo: Mike Coppola (Getty Images)

I applaud these dual efforts to showcase underboob and torso. Points for dramatic make up and very shiny hair.

Inna Modja

Inna Modja
Photo: Kristy Sparow (Getty Images)

This shirt is a little too Ann Taylor Loft for my taste, but her skirt, bag, eyeshadow, and earrings more than make up for it.

Megan Williams

Megan Williams
Photo: Kristy Sparrow (Getty Images)

Yes, those are horses covering her boobs; no, that doesn’t make me love it any less.

Poppy Delevingne

Poppy Delevingne
Photo: Mike Coppola (Getty Images)

C-3PO chic. And what’s with that heart decal on her chest that appears to be cracked open to reveal...rubies? Just stick with the sequined matching set, Poppy, that’s enough!

Yseult

Yseult
Photo: Kristy Sparrow (Getty Images)

I die for this sequin x chainmail dress. Phenomenal look all around.

Lea Mornar

Lea Mornar
Photo: Mike Coppola (Getty Images)

Ideal kooky-yet-fashionable Cannes outfit, from the shoulders to the drop crotch down to those incredible heels.

Damla Sönmez

Damla Sönmez
Photo: Kristy Sparow (Getty Images)

The shoes aren’t working for me, but otherwise I love these emerald-flecked witchy vibes.

Aoi Yamada

Aoi Yamada
Photo: Pierre Suu/FilmMagic (Getty Images)

I am loving all this yellow!! (See the next slide as well.) But this would be a chic look in any color. Perfect hair, makeup, dress, accessories combo.

Heidi Klum

Heidi Klum
Photo: Lionel Hahn (Getty Images)

I support an underboob situation, but Heidi appears to be dangerously close to a wardrobe malfunction...

Aditi Rao Hydari

Aditi Rao Hydari
Photo: Kristy Sparrow (Getty Images)

More yellow!! The detailing on this massive tiered skirt adds a touch of adorable—as do those multicolored shoes!—to this otherwise mega-glam look.

Kyle Kuzma and Winnie Harlow

Kyle Kuzma and Winnie Harlow
Photo: Daniele Venturelli (Getty Images)

His velvet jacket and scoop-neck shirt is super relaxed and cool, and she looks regal as hell in this green satin bustled train. Hot couple!

Kate Beckinsale

Kate Beckinsale
Photo: Lionel Hahn (Getty Images)

I can’t believe I’m saying I love a mint green sheer bedazzled romper, but I love this mint green sheer bedazzled romper. The dramatic skirt and bow make the whole look greater than the sum of its parts.

Petra Němcová

Petra Němcová
Photo: Dominique Charriau (Getty Images)

It’s hard to stand out wearing solid red on a red carpet—it’s basically camouflage!—but Němcová survived a literal tsunami and lost her partner in it, so she could wear a trash bag on this carpet and I’d call her a winner. She actually does look stunning here, though, to be clear!

Ikram Abdi

Ikram Abdi
Photo: Daniele Venturelli (Getty Images)

Abdi was the first hijab-wearing model to land a Vogue cover, and I love that she’s pushing boundaries with her headwear here. Avant-garde!

Adrien Brody and Georgina Chapman

Adrien Brody and Georgina Chapman
Photo: Getty (Getty Images)

Chapman’s gown truly looks like a take on Taylor Swift’s bodysuit in her “Bejeweled” music video. I love it! Brody looks nice, too—and he is certainly an upgrade from her ex-husband, Harvey Weinstein (oof)...

Fernanda Liz

Fernanda Liz
Photo: Getty Images

I will be aiming to channel the energy of the Brazilian model’s bright turquoise and sequined mermaid gown all summer.

Coco Rocha, Look 2

Coco Rocha, Look 2
Photo: Getty Images

Rocha, who wore an all-white ensemble on Monday, shed her white swan feathers for this slinky black swan number. (The woman behind her is as mesmerized as we are.)

Scarlett Johansson in Prada

Scarlett Johansson in Prada
Photo: Getty Images

This kind of looks like she layered a Macy’s prom dress over a Limited Too tank top...but the light pink gown with the bright red lipstick is, at least, some five-star color combo-ing.

Scarlett Again But With Her Boo, Colin Jost

Scarlett Again But With Her Boo, Colin Jost
Photo: Marc Piasecki (Getty Images)

Scarlett’s dress needed its own slide but let us also acknowledge that her SNL cast member baby daddy accompanied her, and he wore this!

Tina Kunakey

Tina Kunakey
Photo: Getty Images

Always here for a dress that looks practically painted on. Is this a snow-leopard print?

Maya Hawke

Maya Hawke
Photo: Getty (Getty Images)

This silhouette paired with the colorful evening gloves paired with the pleather white boots is a combination I didn’t know my brain needed, but something about Hawke’s look is deeply satisfying (and she had a blast in it on the carpet).

Leila Depina

Leila Depina
Photo: Getty (Getty Images)

The model is giving us one of the best bejeweled naked dresses of the festival thus far! Brava!

Georgia Fowler

Georgia Fowler
Photo: Getty Images

I wish the dress had just chosen to be either a red-hot siren or a dazzling disco ball, but nonetheless, I’m happy for the New Zealand model.

Wes Anderson

Wes Anderson
Photo: Mustafa Yalcin (Getty Images)

There is nothing worth discussing about this fit, but we’d be remiss not to acknowledge the creative genius himself at his own Cannes premiere!

Frederique Bel

Frederique Bel
Photo: Marc Piasecki (Getty Images)

The French actor has been wearing some of the most memorably looks the red carpet since last week, and today she wore an actual crown as if to say “I win.” It’s hard not to look at her in this sunny getup and feel joy. And I’m now realizing we missed one of her great looks over the weekend, so let’s revisit that one now...

Frederique Bel on Sunday

Frederique Bel on Sunday
Photo: Getty (Getty Images)

A sheer bodysuit is my personal nightmare of a garment—that crotch situation is just one reason why—but she’s so fearless and fun in her looks that we can only just applaud and respect her.

Valentina Sampaio

Valentina Sampaio
Photo: Getty (Getty Images)

I feel obligated to show you this dress from behind because its most notable feature is the peek-a-boo butt crack.

Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson

Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson
Photo: Getty Images

The only thing missing from this frame-worthy red carpet photo is that Tom Hanks isn’t also wearing a cape.

Julia Garner

Julia Garner
Photo: Gisela Schober (Getty Images)

The Ozark star went for a dreamy and romantic vibe in emerald green, and her platinum hair is perfect. No notes.

Lori Harvey

Lori Harvey
Photo: Marc Piasecki (Getty Images)

Holy shit, she looks amazing. This is...everything.

Olivia Culpo

Olivia Culpo
Photo: Daniele Venturelli (Getty Images)

Our former Miss Universe is wearing Miss Sohee couture. It’s stunning and different and the skirt is giving me life.

Fan Bingbing

Fan Bingbing
Photo: Daniele Venturelli (Getty Images)

Tuesday’s red carpet looks are not missing!! Chinese actor Fan Bingbing is floating like a cloud in fluffy, luxurious feathers (that somehow manage to be a bit sexy and sheer on the main dress part?), and I just want to hug her.

Caylee Cowan

Caylee Cowan
Photo: Getty (Getty Images)

The actor (and longtime girlfriend of Casey Affleck, at least as of March, fun fact) looks lovely, but the dress feels a bit like a sexy take on a period piece costume for some reason.

Jasmine Tookes

Jasmine Tookes
Photo: Daniele Venturelli (Getty Images)

We’re seeing so many red rose embellishments, big and small, on the Cannes red carpet this year. I don’t know why this is happening, but I accept!

Maria de Medeiros

Maria de Medeiros
Photo: Getty (Getty Images)

I will always remember this Portuguese actor from her role as Bruce Willis’ adorable girlfriend in Pulp Fiction, and she’s also adorable here in top-to-bottom fringe.

Brie Larson

Brie Larson
Photo: Gisela Schober (Getty Images)

This is a really fun look with really fun shoes, which is not surprising on the really fun woman caught dancing like this with Michelle Yeoh Sunday night...

Karidja Touré

Karidja Touré
Photo: Daniele Venturelli (Getty Images)

I wish the peplum feathers didn’t start right in the middle of her boob area, but the sequin print on that dress is lovely and cool.

Cindy Kimberly

Cindy Kimberly
Photo: Getty (Getty Images)

Well, a lot of models showed up in naked dresses to this thing, so congrats to them for having the confidence and congrats to nudists everywhere for inching toward the mainstream.

Nancy and Steve Carell

Nancy and Steve Carell
Photo: Marc Piasecki (Getty Images)

I wish Nancy’s dress fit her a bit better up top, but it’s hard to critique these two, I just love seeing them on a red carpet so much.

Jason Schwartzman and Brady Cunningham

Jason Schwartzman and Brady Cunningham
Photo: Marc Piasecki (Getty Images)

All of Wes Anderson’s favorite boys are here! Brady went for whimsical, and she does look adorable. The iridescent overlay is a bit messy, but at least it’s not boring.

Frida Aasen

Frida Aasen
Photo: Samir Hussein (Getty Images)

The Norwegian model looks like she’s being lightly choked by the sea, no notes.

Urvashi Rautela

Urvashi Rautela
Photo: Daniele Venturelli (Getty Images)

I’m sorry, I try to find at least one positive thing to say about each look, but I just cannot endorse any part of whatever is happening here.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Fendi Couture

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Fendi Couture
Photo: Lionel Hahn (Getty Images)

It’s literally her job to look like this on red carpets and runways, so yeah, she looks amazing. The dress isn’t particularly interesting, but she’s working it, and the dark red lip is hot. Congrats. Next!

Crazy Sally

Crazy Sally
Photo: Marc Piasecki (Getty Images)

The simple black dress lets her face, jewels, and hair steal the show; she’s gorgeous and doesn’t need feathers or sequins to prove it.

Paola Turani

Paola Turani
Photo: Marc Piasecki (Getty Images)

I would’ve died to wear this dress as a little girl, and I mean that in the best way.

Leonie Hanne

Leonie Hanne
Photo: Getty (Getty Images)

OK, I can see how she made a career as an influencer, because who doesn’t want to look like this walking up the stairs? I don’t even wear pink, but I am influenced.

Rupert Friend and Aimee Mullins

Rupert Friend and Aimee Mullins
Photo: Samir Hussein (Getty Images)

The British actor and his Paralympian American athlete wife are looking classic and elegant in France.

“A Guest”

“A Guest”
Photo: Getty (Getty Images)

I don’t know who this woman is, but I must acknowledge her for wearing the highest, most open slit on a dress I’ve ever seen. My gut says we’re a bit too close to seeing labia here, but on the other hand, would that be so terrible? Free the labia, I guess.

Barbie Piyamarth

Barbie Piyamarth
Photo: Getty (Getty Images)

Having grown up in Louisiana, the purple and gold combo immediately conjures college football colors for me—but I can see how others might be charmed by this dramatic contrast on the lovely Laotian pageant winner.

César Domboy

César Domboy
Photo: Marc Piasecki (Getty Images)

I must admit I had to google Domboy (he’s a French actor) (I hope it’s not pronounced “dumb boy??”), but he’s hot and this slideshow needs more men.

Mary Leest

Mary Leest
Photo: Getty (Getty Images)

She looks like she’s dressing up as an earthworm, I’m so sorry.

Charlotte LeBon

Charlotte LeBon
Photo: Samir Hussein (Getty Images)

I’ve never seen anything like this—sheer bellbottoms?? The whole look feels like a fresh and fashion-forward way to somehow make shorts work on a red carpet.

Sira Pevida

Sira Pevida
Photo: Getty (Getty Images)

This print looks alarmingly like our office carpet. No honey no!

Lady Victoria Hervey

Lady Victoria Hervey
Photo: Getty (Getty Images)

Hervey is apparently so much of an English aristocrat that she gets the “Lady” title. But can we please get the Lady a new stylist? Everything about this bubblegum pink Ice Capades atrocity is cringe, but especially those gloves. Just unredeemable.

Julia Fox

Julia Fox
Photo: Mike Coppola (Getty Images)

This is like 40 times more fabric than she normally wears, but I’m glad to see that she’s sticking with daring makeup looks.

Ashley Graham

Ashley Graham
Photo: Pascal Le Segretain (Getty Images)

Big, voluminous gowns like this one are proliferating on the Cannes red carpet this year, and I for one am not at all mad about it. This one is a bit evocative of the classic “wrapping my comforter around myself to greet the food delivery guy” look (though there’s some photo proof that Ashley doesn’t actually have to clasp this closed herself). (And further photo proof of how glam it looks on the famous stairs.) But what can I say, I like something that looks cozy.

Coco Rocha

Coco Rocha
Photo: Daniele Venturelli/WireImage (Getty Images)

This, on the other hand, does not at all look like Coco just rose her hangover bed. The stole (robe? cloak?) doesn’t swallow her, and the fabrics contrast in a playful way. Plus, if you wear evening gloves, this should be your required pose.

Jasmine Tookes in Zuhair Murad

Jasmine Tookes in Zuhair Murad
Photo: Neilson Barnard (Getty Images)

Looove this color, those jewels, her makeup—all of it.

Martha Hunt

Martha Hunt
Photo: Samir Hussein (Getty Images)

The Victoria’s Secret angel looks incredibly elegant in Jason Wu.

Nadine Mirada

Nadine Mirada
Photo: Daniele Venturelli/WireImage (Getty Images)

I really love the texture of this fabric, but overall the dress giving bridal.

Raline Shah on Monday

Raline Shah on Monday
Photo: Gisela Schober (Getty Images)

Gorgeous beading. Yet another hit from Raline, whose weekend outfit is up next...

Raline Shah on Saturday

Raline Shah on Saturday
Photo: Gisela Schober (Getty Images)

We’ve seen a lot of trains, capes, and volume on the Cannes red carpet this year, but what we haven’t seen is a lot of strong shoulders. Thankfully, Raline has made this her lane. This is magnificent (it’s just as, if not more, powerful from the back) and it’s not her or her dress’s fault that there were puddles!

Clotilde Courau

Clotilde Courau
Graphic: Gisela Schober (Getty Images)

I think I’d go with a slightly less hoof-inspired heel and maybe nix the necklace, but otherwise: the skirt and tie are phenomenal. Jury’s out on the backless shirt.

Cindy Bruna

Cindy Bruna
Photo: Gisela Schober (Getty Images)

I would love to see more dramatic hats on red carpets (and also in the world generally). This witchy interpretation of the no pants trend is great, no notes!

Valery Kaufman

Valery Kaufman
Photo: Gisela Schober (Getty Images)

Things I love: sequins and a strong shoulder. The choker feels a bit too heavy for the dress, but she otherwise nailed it.

Urvashi Rautela

Urvashi Rautela
Photo: Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis (Getty Images)

Big Vegas showgirl vibes. Thrilled that the Indian actor is using those feathered wings sleeves to their full potential.

Marta Lozano

Marta Lozano
Photo: Gisela Schober (Getty Images)

Obsessed with the matching silk robe, chest detailing, and mani/pedi. This might be one of my favorite Cannes looks this year.

Sam Levinson, Lily-Rose Depp, Abel Tesfaye (The Weeknd)

Sam Levinson, Lily-Rose Depp, Abel Tesfaye (The Weeknd)
Photo: Gisela Schober (Getty Images)

The show these three are at Cannes to premiere (“The Idol”) is already giving me heartburn, but Lily-Rose looks nice; I like the sheer gloves and tights combo. Sam’s pants look too big, and not in a stylish way. Tesfaye is wearing a perfectly serviceable tux.

Jeremy O. Harris

Jeremy O. Harris
Photo: Mike Coppola (Getty Images)

Late May in the south of France feels a bit warm for a full length coat like this, but his vibes are phenomenal, so to Jeremy, I tip my hat.

Emily Cheong

Emily Cheong
Photo: Dominique Charriau/WireImage (Getty Images)

Yes!!!! The hat!! The detailing on the robe!! I adore.

Lena Mahfouf aka Lena Situations

 Lena Mahfouf aka Lena Situations
Photo: Michael Buckner/Variety (Getty Images)

Lena’s energy is unmatched; she seems to be having a blast on this red carpet. If her dress makes her this happy, I’m entirely onboard.

Hari Nef

Hari Nef
Photo: Mike Coppola (Getty Images)

Chic, simple, partially nude. A winning combo.

Claire Holt

Claire Holt
Photo: Gisela Schober (Getty Images)

Disco baby bump! Cute.

Margo Sah

Margo Sah
Photo: Daniele Venturelli (Getty Images)

I believe the embroidery down her leg says, “This Barbie is the shit,” for what it’s worth.

Clara Galle

Clara Galle
Photo: Gisela Schober (Getty Images)

I mean no disrespect to either of these ladies, but I thought this was Emma Chamberlain.

Claudia Tagbo

Claudia Tagbo
Photo: Dominique Charriau (Getty Images)

I don’t know why I love sunglasses on a red carpet so much, but I do. And this printed gown with its asymmetrical shoulders is delightful.

Jussi Vatanen and Alma Pöysti

Jussi Vatanen and Alma Pöysti
Photo: Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis (Getty Images)

These two are Finnish actors, and I am just tickled by Alma’s jumpsuit.

Sonia Bonny

Sonia Bonny
Photo: Gisela Schober (Getty Images)

This is one of the cooler looks I’ve ever seen, though I’m not sure it’s giving Cannes red carpet.

María León

María León
Photo: Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis (Getty Images)

Well, those pants are certainly something.

Loujain Adada

Loujain Adada
Photo: Michael Buckner/Variety (Getty Images)

French Riviera showgirl—putting the “can can” in Cannes.

Elsa Zylberstein

Elsa Zylberstein
Photo: Daniele Venturelli/WireImage (Getty Images)

You know what this funky-but-understated dress absolutely did not need? A black leather rosette right under the boobs.

Elsa and Luke Barker

Elsa and Luke Barker
Photo: Gisela Schober (Getty Images)

I could not find a solo photo of Luke’s whole outfit but thought you absolutely needed to see it. I am very impressed by the artistry of that makeup.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Photo: Pascal Le Segretain (Getty Images)

The mullet of dresses: modest on the right, skin on the left. I mean that as a compliment here.

Emma Weymouth, Marchioness of Bath

Emma Weymouth, Marchioness of Bath
Photo: Mike Marsland/WireImage (Getty Images)

Perfect. I love the little sparkles reflecting onto her face! I want to see her spin in it!! Ahhh I love this dress!!!

Simi Khadra

Simi Khadra
Photo: Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis (Getty Images)

Simi and Tesfaye have been rumored to be dating since February 2022 and were spotted holding hands at Coachella a month ago. This dress is fairly unremarkable, which makes sense if she’s there primarily to support her boyfriend. The color is great!

Eva Herzigova

Eva Herzigova
Photo: Gisela Schober (Getty Images)

A slinky leopard dress isn’t breaking any fashion barriers, but Eva looks like she’s having a lot of fun in it, and I love that tasteful torso draping. Proceed!

Neelam Gill

Neelam Gill
Photo: Dominique Charriau/WireImage (Getty Images)

A striking, interesting dress with a pop of a color we don’t often see on the red carpet (and I love that her ring is the same green).

Fernanda Liz

Fernanda Liz
Photo: Pascal Le Segretain (Getty Images)

The visible seams on this make it look very cheap, plus the sleeves are clearly too big on her. She needs a new stylist.

Leonie Hanne

Leonie Hanne
Photo: Pascal Le Segretain (Getty Images)

The chest part of this is a bit crooked, but otherwise this is every bit what I’d expect a German influencer to wear to Cannes.

Andreea Cristea

Andreea Cristea
Photo: Mike Marsland/WireImage (Getty Images)

This is so groovy to me. The sparkly shoes and the host of jewels shows commitment to the bling lifestyle, which I respect.

Mahlagha Jaberi

Mahlagha Jaberi
Photo: Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis (Getty Images)

The fact that I’m looking at this thinking it’s a fairly reasonable dress is a sign that Cannes has broken my brain.

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