On Thursday, Eater posted about this couch-cum-bed-cum-body bag, comparing it to a “taco,” “burrito,” and “burger in a bun.” Eater probably thought, “This is good content for us because we write about food.” They were wrong, because the thing is actually a vagina, and that is what Jezebel writes about, and also back off.
Italian designers Oradaria Design created the so-called “Blandito,” and say it took “a fabric stockist, a do-it-yourself shop, an ironmongery, a sewing machine, a hammer, 2 sprays, a garden hose, 2 foam sheets, 20 eyelets, 8 kg of polyester staple fiber, 4 tapestry wooden balls, 2 m of elastic cord, a lot of patience, fantasy, enthusiasm, and sleepless nights.”
“What about the beans and cheese though?” Eater asks, like a real idiot. What about the two X chromosomes, I ask, because those are grade A labia.
Here’s some proof, from the product’s manufacturers: