Celebrate Rob Pattinson's Return to Film With This SICKENING Edward Cullen Makeup Tutorial

Great news for all my Twihards who wake up every day clinging to the hope that Edward Cullen, the most devilishly handsome brooding man aLIVE, will return to the silver screen: the Twilight franchise could come back! Much like Edward Cullen, upon hearing this news, I’m (un)dead!!

According to my personal bible Cosmopolitan, there’s a chance that the franchise could continue to infinity and beyond, but only with the blessing of Stephanie Meyer. This isn’t the only reason my angel vampire baby R. Pattz is in the news, though. He’s starring in the indie drama Good Time, a movie that you maybe haven’t heard much about except the fact that he made a joke about jerking off a dog that got a lot of people upset. He’s also the subject of a stunning GQ profile in which we learn that he was hounded relentlessly by flashbulbs and paparazzi, both of which made him MISERABLE.