The celebrity news business would have you believe that Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence are dating. Whatever you say, tabloids! And now it’s time for the latest chapter in this narrative, which is: Gwyneth Paltrow is totally down with that because, “Hey, he could do worse.”
Absolutely cool with it. No problemo, bro. Chillest of all sitches. Do you. It is what it is.
US Weekly has the scoop, courtesy of “a source”:
A source reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly that the Goop founder, 41, wishes only the best for Martin, dad to her two kids, Apple, 10, and Moses, 8. “Her take is, ‘Hey, he could do worse,'” the pal says of Paltrow’s feelings about fellow blonde Oscar winner Lawrence, 24, dating her ex. “She just wants him to be happy.”
Anyone else getting the feeling that “conscious uncoupling” involves a lot of competitive calmness and terse emails?
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