Dancing Show Loser Gets Job Running Nuclear Arsenal

On Tuesday, news outlets reported that Trump would name Perry as his Secretary of Energy, a role which would require him to lead the federal department which he not only wanted to eliminate, but also famously forgot existed.

The New York Times reports:

While Texas is rich in energy resources and Mr. Perry is an enthusiastic advocate of extracting them, it is not clear how that experience would translate into leading what is also a major national security agency. Despite its name, the Department of Energy plays the leading role in designing nuclear weapons and in ensuring the safety and reliability of the nation’s aging nuclear arsenal through a constellation of scientific laboratories…

The administration manages the country’s nuclear weapons stockpile and runs American programs on nuclear nonproliferation and counterterrorism. The two men who served as President Obama’s energy secretaries were physicists, one with a Nobel Prize, the other a professor at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

Perry’s qualifications include a passion for executing the mentally-disabled, the ability to remember only two things on a list, and losing to Vanilla Ice in a dancing contest. To me, all of this screams, “Put me in charge of your nuclear arsenal!”