Did Donald Trump Say 'Fart' While Reciting the Pledge of Allegiance or What? An Armchair Investigation

Melania makes no effort to recite the anthem, which, if she were a basketball player would be a huge fucking deal. Meanwhile, Donnie Teeth can’t keep pace with the announcer and seems to be saying the words just after he hears them like I do when I’m trying to memorize Megan Thee Stallion’s verse on WAP. Upon watching this video with the sound off, the only words I can make out from staring at this disintegrating orange peel are, “elevation,” “watch,” and “foreskin.” If you look really closely to Trump’s mouth (do at your own risk!) it appears as if he’s saying fart instead of “for all” at the end.

So does the President of the United States know any of the words to the national pledge or is he just repeating the key phrases to make it look like he knows? More importantly, will he be demanding Melania’s firing to distract from his incompetency? It’s only fair.