

After months of succumbing to whatever the internet is watching and borrowing countless logins for a truly sickening amount of streaming services (Netflix! Hulu! Showtime! HBO! Amazon Prime! Starz!), we have arrived at this place again: the 2019 Emmy Awards. So many great shows and characters died this year—Game of Thrones, Veep, The Good Place, Jane the Virgin—so that many more mediocre ones could live. So that you and I could continue to enjoy an awards show that celebrates Carpool Karaoke and be sorry to that man.