Finally: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Gives You a Celebratory Song for Your Sex-Related UTI

First of all, big congrats to Greg and Rebecca for finally getting it in. Now if only Becks had remembered to pee regularly throughout their marathon sex, she might have avoided the horrible, burns-when-you-pee sensation of a urinary tract infection. But hey, it happens to the best of us!

More concerning perhaps is Greg’s weird pride in ruining Rebecca’s undercarriage with his “capacious” dick size. Would a humane man—like, say, Josh—be so smug? Who’s to say. All we know is that Rebecca, along with her burning pee hole, is feeling a burning love.