Fox Hosts Agree: 'Meatless Mondays' Is Liberal Propaganda

Because a real American patriot has a colon full of red, white, and blue polyps, the Mensa panel over at Fox & Friends have declared “meatless Mondays” for kids a form of liberal propaganda.

In a segment that aired this morning, Texas Agricultural Commissioner Todd Staples mused over whether or not “meatless Mondays” for kids — something that is better for the environment and for health, according to, uh, facts — was the same thing as evil vegetarian brainwashing of children.

Yes, the panel involving a man who has profited greatly from telling people that they should eat meat every day concluded. Yes, it is.

Glad we settled that.