Do you ever look at the news and feel the urge to scream the F-word very loud? What am I even saying—of course you do! At this very moment, I personally am punching the air with limp fists weak with extended anger and vitamin D deficiency, shrieking “Fuuuuuuuuuck offffffff, Joe Biden, with this 2020 bullshit! Fuck off fuck off fuck off!!! You’re not that bad but please go away now or I’ll die!!!”
Why am I so mad at Joe—can I call you Joe?—in particular? Besides the fact that he thinks he should be president, and should not be president ever? I think it’s because my body can only pick one thing to be mad at at a time, and right now it is this.
Look: