Help Donald Trump draft his victory and concession speeches
This whole election cycle has been unpredictable—everything, that is, except what Donald Trump says. He’s always using the same words and catchphrases, telling tons of lies, and even repeating his insults over and over again. So here at Fusion, we decided to lend Trump a hand and make a form he could use to write the introductions to his election night victory and concession speeches. And we’ve decided to put it online so you can try writing for Trump, too! Just fill out the blanks using the drop-down menus, screen shot your version of Trump’s speech, and share it to your friends.
Acceptance Speech
Wow. What a group! Thank you. Thank you. We’re here today because we wanted to make America great again. put America First. keep them in suspsense. And you know what: we did it. Thanks to all you terrific people deplorables patriots, we’ve beat Crooked Hillary that nasty woman America’s Angela Merkel, bigly. Her supporters wanted to destroy America! They voted for her to let in 650 million immigrants rapists and drug dealers terrorist “refugees”. The political establishment rigged media losers Jews supported her. But we had WikiLeaks Vladimir Putin the FBI on our side! And I did it! Now we can get to work arresting Crooked Hillary getting our jobs back taking revenge.
Concession Speech
Thank you for being here. They — the media criminals at the Clinton campaign small handful of special interests — say Crooked Hillary won. We’re not losers! The election was rigged totally false a lie! We actually won this thing, OK? believe me! and everyone knows it.The American people spoke, bigly — they voted twice for me tried to ‘monitor’ polling places didn’t believe the horrible liars. But Crooked Hillary cheated anyway. They want me to concede, but I’m going to sue bomb the shit out of them keep them in suspense until we get to the bottom of this. So to all my supporters: make America great again by rioting tune into TrumpTV start building a great, great wall to keep Crooked Hillary out of the White House!
Created by Ali Gharib and Rachel Schallom
Ali Gharib is a journalist based in Brooklyn. Sometimes he writes about bars and broke down cars.
Rachel is the senior manager for interactives for Fusion. She is a University of Missouri graduate and originally from St. Louis.
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