Ice Loved Coco, and Now Coco's Pregnant

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In the beginning was love, and the love was with Ice, and the love was with Coco. Ice was with Coco in the beginning. Through them all things were made; without them nothing was made that has been made. And now, inside Coco is life, and that life will be the light of all mankind. The light will shine in the darkness, and the darkness will never overcome it.

Ice loves Coco. Coco loves Ice. And they’re going to be parents.

[E! Online]

Left Shark is still alive, and he made a cameo during a Taylor Swift show over the weekend. During a performance in Foxborough, MA, the shark made famous at this year’s Super Bowl popped up behind Swift as she sang “Bad Blood” – a song she allegedly wrote about Katy Perry. In video of the performance, Swift can be heard saying, “Ah! Shark” as the wonky-eyed meme pops up—and quickly disappears— behind her. The blood is still bad, everyone. The blood is still very, very bad.

In related news, the Sad Balls have been missing for months. Please email me at [email protected] if you see them.


Meanwhile, Katy Perry wants to be president. She captioned this photo “42, 43, 46?!”


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