- This is why people stop being artists!By Mark ShrayberOctober 30, 2014 | 6:55am
- Fireball Whiskey Swears Their Product is Not Full of Anti-FreezeBy C.A. PinkhamOctober 30, 2014 | 12:16am
- XConfessions Turns Your Sex Fantasies Into PornBy Clover HopeOctober 29, 2014 | 2:17pm
- Here's What Wentworth Miller Is DoingBy Clover HopeOctober 29, 2014 | 2:39am
- Danish Fast Food Workers Make $20/Hour, Universe Fails To ImplodeBy C.A. PinkhamOctober 29, 2014 | 1:01am
- Deep thoughts with Mark and TracyBy Mark ShrayberOctober 28, 2014 | 3:23pm
- They Didn't Really Want You at Their Destination Wedding, Anyhow.By Jessica CoenOctober 28, 2014 | 2:00pm
- Keira Knightley Took A Girl To Prom, Called Disgusting For Kissing HerBy Kat CallahanOctober 28, 2014 | 2:00am
- Scientists Are Working On Synthetic Milk Now, TooBy C.A. PinkhamOctober 28, 2014 | 12:17am
- Bakery Trolls Dominique Ansel Hard After Receiving Cease-and-DesistBy C.A. PinkhamOctober 23, 2014 | 11:28pm
- A Bride on Acid Tackles Your Hallucinatory Wedding QuestionsBy Bride on AcidOctober 23, 2014 | 7:40pm
- Reagan Aide Wants South To Secede, Form Anti-Gay Nation Named ReaganBy Kat CallahanOctober 23, 2014 | 12:44am
- SAME.By Madeleine DaviesOctober 22, 2014 | 9:56pm
- Soup, RankedBy C.A. PinkhamOctober 22, 2014 | 3:00pm
- McDonald's and Coke Are Floundering LatelyBy C.A. PinkhamOctober 22, 2014 | 1:11am
- Thoughts?!By Kate DriesOctober 21, 2014 | 10:09pm
- Pathetic Man Creates Entire Website Devoted to Winning Back His ExBy Jessica CoenOctober 21, 2014 | 5:45pm
- Meet New York's First And Only Trans Woman FirefighterBy Kat CallahanOctober 21, 2014 | 2:54am
- New DC Restaurant to Charge For "Artisanal" Ice CubesBy C.A. PinkhamOctober 21, 2014 | 12:21am
- Damn, I ​Wish I'd Known This Stuff Before I Got MarriedBy Jolie KerrOctober 20, 2014 | 3:30pm
- Stories of Truly Great Restaurant CustomersBy C.A. PinkhamOctober 20, 2014 | 3:30pm
- Here Are Some Otters Eating Sushi From ChopsticksBy C.A. PinkhamOctober 19, 2014 | 4:13pm
- Florida Man Arrested For Stealing Toilet Parts From Fast Food PlacesBy C.A. PinkhamOctober 18, 2014 | 6:11pm
- McDonald's is Not Doing a Nationwide McRib Rollout This YearBy C.A. PinkhamOctober 18, 2014 | 5:34pm
- Zane Gives Left Behind the Old Heave-HoBy Kelly FairclothOctober 17, 2014 | 8:44pm