It Looks Like This Is Your Democratic Nominee [Updated]

By Aimée Lutkin  |  June 7, 2016 | 12:40am
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Though some will still refuse to admit it, Hillary Clinton has been declared the Democratic presidential nominee according to the AP’s delegate count.

Kinda weird to be on the other side of this thing after years of watching conservatives deny Obama’s presidential legitimacy, but I’m strapped in for several more months of people yelling about super delegates like they’re developing an X-Men style movie franchise about them.

UPDATE:

Hillary Clinton denies the nomination, probably for some strategic reason. Or maybe Bernie grassroots campaigners finally got to her via those mass texts:

Frankly, having to update this post has turned me against her entirely. I’m voting for the Green Party!

 
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