Celebrity endorsements are so fun. They can say naughty words and get goofy in a way ads from the actual candidates can’t. Their only weakness is, really, who gives a shit what celebrities think about the election?
AdWeek reports that James Franco’s endorsement of Hillary Clinton was paid for by womenvoteproject.org, and not authorized by Clinton herself, but I’ll bet she enjoyed watching it. Over a montage of Clinton swigging shots and looking sharp as hell in all her pantsuits, Franco says:
The smartest guy in the room is always her.
After she opens a can of whoop-ass, she always recycles the can.
Her Secret Service code name is Hermione, because she’s a f*cking wizard.
She is the Most Interesting Woman in the World.
I don’t always endorse candidates, but when I do, they’re extraordinary.
“Vote wisely, my friends,” he adds with a wink, like a suffragette Captain Morgan (dibs on that Halloween costume).
Shesthemostinterestingwoman.com will help direct you to your polling location, and also provide visitors with plenty of fun new Hillary Memes that don’t reference her email at all.
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