Johnny Depp Is an Eccentric Weirdo, Remember? REMEMBER?

By Madeleine Davies  |  January 29, 2015 | 10:30pm
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Johnny Depp is no longer cool. He does, however, continue to be a marvelous eccentric, as made evident by his whimsical hats, abundance of jewelry, bad movie roles and recent excuse that he that he didn’t show up for a scheduled press event because of a chupacabra attack. MY, HOW FANCIFUL.

As Depp told crowds the following day:

“I was attacked yesterday morning by a very rarely seen or experienced animal called the chupacabra. I fought with it for hours. They’re very persistent, very mean. And I’m pretty sure it came in my suitcase. I threw him off the 23rd floor, so we’ll never see him again.”

WHATEVER YOU SAY, YOU FUN KOOKY WEIRDO.

Image via Getty.

 
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