Today in Tweet Beat, Kanye lets us know that he actually isn’t that hard to shop for, Wendy Williams is sewing, and Andrew WK took a shit on a wall.
I just shit and pissed all over the bathroom walls at this gas station. IT FELT SOOO AMAZING!less than a minute ago via txt
ANDREW WK
AndrewWK
I don’t own a cell phone… No seriously, I don’t own a cell phone!less than a minute ago via web
Kanye West
kanyewest
hubby shorts have hole & wig has hanging track. im wthchn judge joe & sewing! http://twitpic.com/2c60m2less than a minute ago via Twitpic
Wendy Williams
WendyShow
they need a Viagra for nipplesless than a minute ago via web
Nicole Richie
nicolerichie
I need a positive female role model.less than a minute ago via Twittelator
Sarah Silverman
SarahKSilverman
I miss Natasha Lyonne. I’m relieved and happy she’s beginning a comeback, pointing the way for Lindsay Lohan. http://dld.bz/qKtKless than a minute ago via SocialOomph
Roger Ebert
ebertchicago
I believe in my heart that @LadyGaGa is going to positively help shift the world for the better. She is a messenger OF God’s Love and Graceless than a minute ago via txt
Billy Corgan
Billy
#Gagapalooza! A night to commemorate the most bad ass whirlwind of all time, waiting for my friends to pick me up our el camino, GINGER.less than a minute ago via web
Lady Gaga
ladygaga
No offense to the family victimized by the actual rapist!less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Toni Braxton
tonibraxton
is it bad that i dont care to celebrate my 21st birthday? what does that mean about my personality?less than a minute ago via web
Lil B From The Pack
LILBTHEBASEDGOD
if u meet a girl wit booty shots implants fake contacts and a lace front..arent u allowed to lie to her like 5 or 6 times in the first convoless than a minute ago via web
Wale Folarin
Wale
I’m so proud of my homie @wyclef running 4 president of Hatti. He’ll do great. People ask me about politics.. I tell em “I got outta crime”less than a minute ago via TweetDeck
ICE T
FINALLEVEL
Last night’s reference to “come ice cream” should have read “some ice cream.” It’s called a Freudian slip. Sorry about that.less than a minute ago via Twitterrific
Hugh Hefner
hughhefner
Just finished cleaning up the bathroom. It was gross, but the initial sensation was worth it. Such a cool rush!less than a minute ago via txt
ANDREW WK
AndrewWK