Kris Refuses to Confirm Kylie's Pregnancy, But Alludes to a 'Faucet' of Babies That 'Won’t Turn Off'

E! teased last night’s KUWTK “Holiday Special” typical E! fashion—with the suggestion that there would be a much more significant reveal than they had any intention of revealing. But instead of saying, “Yes, Virginia, there is something growing inside both Khloe and Kylie,” Kris Jenner merely referenced Kim’s surrogacy (which we already knew about) and said:

“I used to pray that one of you guys would have a baby and now it’s like a faucet that we turned on and won’t turn off. The fact hat I have all these grandchildren, it’s been the most amazing journey to watch your kids because it’s truly the meaning of just life.”

But don’t get disappointed just yet. (Were you even close?) Despite the family’s festive outfits and holiday-themed place settings, this episode was probably filmed over the summer, so it’s possible that neither [allegedly] pregnant woman was actually pregnant at the time!

Instead, focus on the Jenner’s imagery, and picture E!-approved baby after E!-approved baby dripping out of a giant faucet every nine months, for the rest of time.