Last night on Jimmy Kimmel’s post-Oscars special, he debuted a fake infomercial for his “Hottie Body Humpiladies” exercise program. Basically, it was an excuse to have Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Kelly Ripa, Emily Blunt, Sofia Vergara, and Minka Kelly simulate sex with yoga balls. It’s far less amusing than the King’s Speech parody that ran earlier in the show, in which Mike Tyson helps George W. Bush stop misunderestimating himself, but someone at Jimmy Kimmel Live thinks the ladies’ collective hotness is strong enough to make people buy Hottie Body gear.
The sketch is three times longer than it needs to be, but at the end you’re rewarded with an ill-advised Lindsay Lohan cameo. LiLo let Jimmy reference her current legal troubles, because nothing wins over judges like joking about grand theft allegations on national TV.