Love Is Dead: Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt Are Reportedly Dunzo

After sixteen years as a couple, Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt have reportedly called it quits.

According to Star, “Jennifer realized that she and Jon don’t want the same things.”

And what might those “things” be? Well, apparently—in a SHOCKING turn of tabloid events—Jennifer wanted a baby and Jon was like, “ehhh.”

“The relationship just ran its course,” says a source close to the couple. In fact, the once inseparable duo haven’t been photographed together since January, before Jon entered a 30-day rehab program for alcohol abuse.

But it wasn’t the 44-year-old star’s addiction that brought on the breakup— it was Jon’s reluctance to start a family with the 45-year-old actress. “I don’t have a driving force to have a baby,” the actor has previously said. “That said, I’m in a committed relationship, and if it ever came up, I’m not ruling it out.”

I prefer to believe InTouch’s take (as reported on earlier by our very own Bobby Finger) that Jon Hamm was enticed away by Sandra Bullock—not because this breakup story needs “ANOTHER WOMAN” (“CRAZY LADY WANT BABY” is more than enough for me to win gossip rag BINGO on this one), but because I’d really like the Bobby Finger-coined nickname “Hamm Sandy” to stick.