Madonna Opens Gym In Mexico

By Dodai Stewart | November 30, 2010 | 2:00pm

Celebrities Dirt Bag

Madonna has opened a new gym in Mexico City.

Hard Candy Fitness is being called a mega-gym; her business partner says: “She chose the graphics, colors, the machines. She has weighed in on the choreography of all the classes and given them a twist to make them more dynamic, more special and to better reflect her style.” Her Madgesty is using Mexicans as guinea pigs, sorta, because the gym is being tested and fine-tuned South of the Border before it will expand to the United States and beyond. Soon the entire world will be able to have the kind of veins Dolce & Gabbana Photoshops away! [Digital Spy, Sky News]

Ooh! Madonna taught a fitness class at Hard Candy! Apparently you can’t get into this gym unless you are wearing black. Good to know. [The Sun]
Julia Roberts made a couple of million bucks for starring in one 45-second TV commercial for Lavazza. [Daily Express]
Kate Middleton threw an engagement party and we were not invited. [Showbiz Spy]
Kanye West‘s interview of Rihanna for Interview is pretty recockulous. He should definitely not ever go into journalism. [NYDN]
Kanye West‘s album with Jay-Z will be “real dirty, hardcore stuff”, but also “luxe and high-class.” [Contact Music]
Pink and Carey Hart might name their kid Jameson: “My dad’s name is James, and my brother’s name is Jason,” she explains. “[Carey and I] are both Irish, Carey’s middle name is Jason, [and] Jameson – we like whiskey. That’s a no-brainer.” Totally! My nonexistant kids are named Mimosa, Margarita and Gin. [NYDN]
Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann: Engaged. [NYDN]
Some emails between Heidi Montag and Dr. Frank Ryan have been uncovered, and reveal that he was rather fame-hungry. He wanted Heidi to Tweet about him, wear his T-shirt and “spa wear” and offered her Botox and Juvederm, unprompted. Hate to speak ill of the dead, but… [Radar Online]
Christina Aguilera spent Thanksgiving with her new boyfriend and his mom. Can you imagine? “Mom, this is the lady who sang ‘Dirrrty.'” [Digital Spy]
Now that she’s been working on sobriety, Lindsay Lohan has been given the green light to drive again. But she claims the pesky paparazzi are tailing her so closely, it’s an “unsafe driving situation.” LL is hoping to get a restraining order against the photographers… we’ll see! [TMZ]
Justin Timberlake would like to join the cast of Saturday Night Live. Would that mean more like “Omletteville” and less like “Cry Me A River”? [Digital Spy]
Keith Urban told Oprah all about how he stood at the crossroads and chose Nicole Kidman over booze and drugs. [Digital Spy]
Suri Cruise was spotted shopping for luxury chocolates in Beverly Hills with her friend Katie Holmes. It’s the most wonderful time of the year! [E!]
Eva Longoria‘s divorce isn’t stopping her from making moves in Hollywood — she’ll produce two new shows for ABC and a mini-series for Starz. The cable series, Aztecs, will be about the love affair between Spanish conqueror Hernan Cortes and his interpreter, Malinalli. Steamy! So DVRing that. [Daily Express]
In case you missed it, on The View, Khloe Kardashian talked about losing her virginity at age 14 to an older guy, and confessed: “I felt so disgusted with myself.” [Just Jared]
Teen Mom‘s Amber Portwood has her daughter back in her house after the 2-year-old was temporarily made a ward of the state. [Us Magazine]
Paris Hilton is the Dr. Dre of reality TV stars. [The Daily Truffle]
If you don’t know who UK star Cheryl Cole is, you will soon — she just signed a deal to star on the US version of X Factor. [Daily Express]
Here’s an in-depth piece on Tom Brady‘s bald spot. [NYDN]
LOL at the Photoshop at the link featuring Spider-Man trying to steal Sarah Jessica Parker‘s shoes. [NYDN]
Dr. Drew is getting his own talk show in the spring. [NYDN]
“I promise you, I’ll never let you down. And not for nothing — the album’s finished and it’s fucking really good. So whatever this is, whatever you just did for all of us… I promise to give you the greatest album of this decade, just for you. The funny thing is that some people have reduced freedom to a brand. They think that it’s trendy now to be free. They think it’s trendy to be excited about your identity. When in truth, there is nothing trendy about Born This Way.” — Lady Gaga. [Digital Spy]