Back in April, rapper Andre Johnson — a.k.a Christ Bearer — made headlines after cutting off his own genitalia and leaping from his apartment balcony while high on PCP. The fall was not fatal and doctors were able to reattach his penis, so now Johnson — with a newfound appreciation for his junk — is making the best of things and offering himself up to the porn industry.
From a recorded and very energetic conversation on TMZ:
TMZ: We heard they were able to attach everything down there. Does it still work?
Johnson: …Does it work?!? Can Chris Brown dance? Can Kanye West rant? Can Jay Z fight off a trick?
Uhhhhhh.
Johnson: I’m doing porno soon.
Okay!
Vivid is possibly interested in producing the Christ Bearer porno, proving that when God closes a door, he opens a window…for you to jump through after cutting your penis off.
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