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• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Martha Stewart Gets Stitches After Headbutt From French Bulldog:
Martha Stewart requested that the doctor take the time to hand-dye his own thread in an appropriate neutral shade and that he embellish her lip with a simple but elegant crossstich pattern from 1762 that was found on a pillow in George Washington’s Mount Vernon estate. It’s a good thing!
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Class Invited To Vote On New Mom’s Grade:
I am certain one day the professor will have to miss class due to illness or because he must undergo surgery. I look forward to his email inviting other faculty members to vote on how this should affect his salary.
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to This Week In Arguably Inappropriate Teacher Behavior:
Your ovarian follicle is in
Until luteinizing hormone gets sent out
Your ovarian follicle was in
But your ovum ruptured out!
You do the vagina dance
And then the luteal phase starts
That’s what it’s all about
*clap*
Your corpus luteum is in
And it sends progesterone out
Your corpus luteum is in
Hope sperm will not find the right route
You do the vagina dance
And then the menstruation starts
That’s what it’s all about
*clap*
Your progesterone’s not in
So your menstruation’ll come about
You put the tampon in
So that the blood won’t start to spout
You do the vagina dance
And then the the follicular phase starts
That’s what it’s all about
*clap*
Once your follicles are in
Fertile cervical mucus will come out
One follicle will win
As they compete to pop on out
You do the vagina dance
And then ovulation starts
That’s what it’s all a-
That’s what it’s all a-
That’s what its all about!
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